There was a time in my life that I insisted that weird stuff happened to me all the time. Now I realise, thanks to the Internet, that weird stuff happens to everyone. In spite of that, I still find texts like this from unknown WhatsApp numbers incredibly funny:
<Unknown person>: “Karishma get broom and dustpan tomorrow”
<Unknown person>: “Cleaning day”
Be right back. Currently dying of laughter.
PS: My name is Karishma. Also, I have absolutely nowhere to be tomorrow.