How To Shoot Yourself In The Foot: Tinder Edition

Step 1: Locate cute guy. [Cuter the better. Like how fresh eggs make the BEST poached eggs.]
Step 2: Cute guy comments on your profile picture with:
Step 3: Even though you realise he means ‘pretty’, ask: “Girl?”
Step 4: When he laughs and says yes, say..

“Yes I am a girl. Well done for noticing.”

True story.

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